Wow. I'm really stupid.

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1. [x] You have choked on water before. (All the time O.O)
2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before. (Too many times to count)
3. [x] You have walked into a door.
4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.
5. [x] You have walked into a wall.
6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs. (Even more times than I have down)
7. [x] You have jumped off stairs and hit your head on whatever was above them.
8. [] You have been electrocuted by a light-switch or an outlet.
9. [] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.
10. [x] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.
11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said. (I have a terrible memory)
12. [x] You sometimes don't understand sayings / jokes, and it takes a long time to figure them out.
14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it. (On my hand once)
15. [x] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing. (So Many Times!)
16. [x] you have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before.
17. [x] You have played with fire. (A bunsen burner)
18. [x] You've tripped over your own shoelace.
19. [x] You didn't even notice there wasn't a number 13 in this quiz (wut?)
20. [x] You just checked to see if there wasn't a number 13 (>)

Number of X's times 5
17X5=85

I'm either really stupid, very unlucky or both! 85%

You can do this if you want.